Showing posts with label Dan-ism's. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dan-ism's. Show all posts
9.27.2008
Glance outside my body
I try to make a habit of reading the entire content of the Wikipedia home page once in a while. Today, under what's happened on 9/27, it said that Einstein published an article in a physics journal in 1905 which introduced e=mc2. The title was, "Does the Inertia of a Body Depend on its Energy Content?" (yawn) I wanted to test Dan's physics-ness so first told him about the article, then the title. I asked if the title sounded even remotely like e=mc2. He thought a minute, then said, "Well, when I glance outside my body, it does; yeah." How does he come up with language like that? Geminis are supposed to have that talent, so I guess I'll just have to settle for that explanation.
8.28.2008
Ode to garage-cleaning
This has been a whirlwind week of newness. Not only Mr. Freezer, too. (Freddy is his name.) But also installed upgraded version of iPhoto. Yesterday tried to put pictures on here and for the first time ever I got a message saying there was an error. Tried plugging in a picture on another blog and it worked. So here goes again. Dan is the blur sweeping away dust and various interesting bits to make the "freezer hole" (another Dan-ism) ready for Freddy. And of course, there's Freddy the Freezer, happy in his hole.
Let's all give a big hurrah for clutter-clearing!
8.19.2008
7.27.2008
Dan-isms
I have a new tag for Lani's Place. It's called Dan-ism's. He comes up with the funniest twists for old sayings. I recently tried keeping track of them but can't remember where they are, so thought I'd just put him on here. Here's one from yesterday.
We were talking about a movie we'd just seen, Friends With Money. OMG, there was way too much swearing and disgusting bachelor behavior. Neither of us are prudes, by any means, but this was just overdone. So while Dan was going on about their behavior yesterday...I was wondering to myself: what was HE like when he was in bachelor quarters in Panama? After all, they called themselves Scum Row so it couldn't have been very pretty. He said, well, yeah I guess we were like that. BUT.... And here it is: "WHEN I WAS WITH WOMEN, I KNEW ENOUGH TO PUT MY BEST FACE FORWARD. Get it? Foot...face???
More to come as they roll out of his brain.
FOOTNOTE-ERRATA: He actually didn't say it quite like that, my bad. He said "I knew enough to put my best foot on." I have a feeling most of this is in the category of "You hadda be there."
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